Dear Diary : Lucy Surprised me....

Ifem was entertaining a guest at the sitting room, with me present laughing at every unfunny joke the guy was making, Nkechi was foolishly feeding the guest and his two friends all our food, I was praying Nepa cease light so I can excuse myself and go out.
That was when Lucy made her grand entrance, on pants and Bras only! Lucy is the very tall, very curvy, very thick Plus size. She is built like a rock, a very beautiful breathtaking rock at that, wide hips, very flat tummy, full chest with twin ripe boobs threatening to spill out, endless well tanned legs. And she appeared almost naked that Ifem's flame spilled his drink, his friends looking hungrily at Lucys body.
"Ure, Ifem, did any of you see my Girdle pant? I have searched all over I can't see it, I saw only this" she was dangling a black silky pant and making a small provocative dance with her body, lips pouting, some guys will find that very arousing
"I pulled it here last night when I got home tired, please can you guys check where you are sitting, maybe one of you is sitting on it" she giggled innocently
By then Ifem was searching all over the cushion looking for the underwear so Lucy can take her naked self back to the room.
"Lu go inside, if we find it I will bring it for you" I said to her, wincing at the way her body was dancing, she was not standing still but pacing! This Lucy has the brain of a cup cake! Jeez! She was still standing there watching Ifem's movement, searching for her Girdle pant, smiling and sucking her thumbs like she has an imaginary lollipop.
Nkechi came out with a tray full of sandwiches, she nearly dropped the tray when she saw Lucy, she calmly placed the tray on top of the centre table, then she straightened herself, looked at Lucy shaked her head.
"Lucy your Girdle is not here, I have guests stop distracting them with your fatness, go wear another Girdle biko" says Ifem to her angrily while looking at me.
Lucy was leaning at the Dinning chair now, looking at all of us as if she is daring us to move her, she will slowly raise one leg up to inspect something there then put it down, touch her chest non challantly.
"Come oo Lucy, I don't know what you are working at, but this is not fair, if you have anything against Ifem, why not settle it privately, why this show of nudity? She has guests for Christ sake, I will push you myself if you don't leave now, says a very angry Nkechi.
"Erm..... I will suggest you let her be, maybe she wants to wear the cloth to somewhere and we are sitting on it, we are about leaving anyway, guys let's go" Ifem's guest was leaving with his friends.
I was speechless, Lucy just turn round and marched back to her room, swaying her hips and buttocks, Ifem's guests looking at her like they will tear her up and eat her. Ifem was guiding them to the door, looking drained.
Nkechi was very very angry, she went to the kitchen, came back with a ziplock bag and start packing the untouched sandwiches.
"What are we going to call this behaviour, Ure? Is this how you people live here now? She asked me.
I was about to answer when Ifem came in and burst out laughing, I and Nkechi was looking at her confused, this was not the reaction we expected from her, at least knowing Ifem, lucy's bags should be out of the house by now.
Lucy joined her at the sitting room and both of them were laughing their heads off.
"We planned it Lucy explained to me.
"Fucker was toasting me, won't take no for an answer, wants to know my house, so I planned this little drama with Lucy to show him how insane we all are to get rid of him, only I was not expecting him to show up with two of his friends" Ifem was explaining, I was thinking my plan has failed, Lucy won't come out again half naked in front of three guys but We did it she shouted happily .
"Jeez Ure relax, you look like someone died, Lucy you see why I begged you not to tell her, look at her face, the guy would have known we are acting had Ure known about it, Ure can't act to save her Life!
Chai Lucy you can act for Africa, you are a natural!
They were laughing while I hissed and left them to admire their new found Career.
I felt like a fool, Lucy should be my ally not Ifem's
I Am worried about this their new partnership.

Dear Diary : It wont be bad to part ways with Ifem 2

How could this idiot let Nelson that is Moore or less a Moron pour toxic sperm in her body and impregnate her?  I WILL hate that baby,  I am sure I will.

"Ure don't talk like that, I am also a single mother remember? It does not mean I am wayward or lose" says Ifem to me

"MY Dear you were a single mother in your teens, don't equate yourself with this old woman adding to the world's population by her idiocy, Please.

Oh my Life,  what a day, 

"Ure stop acting like Saint Solomona,  let's help our friend" Ifem said

"please I don't know her,  I retorted,  and walked out of Ifem's room to my room.

I was on the bed thinking when Nkechi poked her head inside and said

"Ah Ure I  heard you are back,  are you hungry? I made some coconut rice, vegetable soup and I also baked cake specially for you,  your favorite White velvet cake,  you can take it to work tomorrow,  I also made peppered chicken,  Munchies recipe,  you know I worked there once,  you will enjoy it.  Let me go dish for you"

When I didn't respond even with a grunt she walked towards me,  her tummy showing evidence of sex!sex! sex! So much that I nearly cried, very big and bulging,  Ifem said she is pregnant but didn't say she is almost due putting to bed

"Ure please I know you hate me right now,  can you just pretend to like me a little,  I am passing through a lot " you can show your disappointment and disapproval after I put to bed.  Bikonu ooo,  Nwanne Mmadu" Nkechi said to me straightening my hair.

I nod then asked her to dish my share,  then wrap it with foil and put inside freezer for me,  I will reheat when I am ready. 
🐏She nod and left.

I made a mental note to find out who is responsible for this, then assassinate him.

I will also ask Wayne for a loan, so I get her a small apartment, I can't stand her staying at my place, playing house Chef, walking around with that Tummy, very soon she will bring her two kids over to join her, and when she puts to bed, the whole house will turn to Family house, I will have none of this foolishness.
Nkechi has to go, call me mean spirited, Wicked,  Witch.
I am past caring......

Dear Diary : It wont be bad to part ways with Ifem

I came back home after kissing Wayne goodbye to the whole house smelling of pastries and deliciousness,

"humnnn what's cooking and who's cooking I asked Lucy watching Zee world in the Parlor"

"is it not you people's friend that is playing chef in the kitchen,  cooking soups and packing in the freezer then baking since here,  as for me am doing testing for her,  she can cook gan,  abeg make we employ her full time "

" Which of our friend " I asked Lucy,  though I already knew who it might be but am dreading the answer and I hope for my sake am wrong.

" Nkechi nah,  her boyfriend has beat her black and blue again then boot her out "

I called Ifem on phone,  she picked and asked me to open door for her,  she came in with an armful of groceries,  smiling sheepishly,  she gave Lucy the stuffs then lead me to her room for a talk.

" Ifem, Nkechi is at the kitchen doing what I don't know  how did she get here in the first place? Can't you simply say a straight forward uncomplicated NO? 

"Ure,  Nk is our friend,  she called me up,  she was kicked out I can't possibly say no, we can't accommodate you, when we have space and  she wont mind sleeping anywhere.  Ure please have a heart,  that girl has passed through a lot,  imagine she told me she has been sleeping at people's shops!  Shops Ure,  when we have a house here,  no no no I simply can't turn a friend down,  I just can't.  Its easy for you but not for me. 

"Ifem do you know that each time you bring somebody home I age? I feel my youth draining from me, I feel old, I feel responsible " we are still young for God's  sake,  we can't keep on accommodating every Tom, Dick and Harry that is stranded,"  what does this make us? It makes us look like frustrated spinsters living alone who hates guys,  we look like grandmother's,  Ifem you can't keep on acting like the Lone Ranger that rescues damsels in distress,  that's not fair to me.  Am not happy anymore,  just not happy anymore,  when next they call you tell them you are equally stranded" or rather give them my number let them call me so I can say the heavy "NO" to them myself.

"But am not stranded Ure and neither are you " OK I get it, this will be the last time ever, only I can't turn down a heavily pregnant friend who is homeless and penniless"

"She is what? " did I hear you say Pregnant?"  Oh God somebody should club me with a hot stove  now,  am finished.
She is pregnant for who? This is the third time oo, pregnant for David? That idiot?

"Ure does it matter? The pregnancy belongs to Nelson or Ade, she is not sure which" Please let's not judge her, some ladies are like that,  they are so emotional they can't say no to guys.

I looked at Ifem, I can't believe what I was hearing, this means Ifem has been discussing with her.

Dear Diary : My next new year resolution on my mind

Those girls hustling at Malibu hotels near my office came to make hair today,  I was fixing weavon for the black ugly one Lovett, when the very vulgar one that calls herself Humble walks in,  Sat beside my client and started gisting in a very loud voice,  am sure people at Ojuelegba could hear her if they wished to.

"Lovett eh,  that guy that you saw me leading to my room no edge ooo,  guess what he did?  He asked me to wear condom over my hands,  then he pulled his trousers,  bend down and asked me to finger his arse!

"Oh Jesus" my Madam shouted looking at her,   mouth wide open, the comb she was holding suspended in the air

"God forbid said Dennis
"Tufiakwa" I whispered

Everybody was wearing a grave face paying attention to her now.  Even I wants to vomit.

"So the guy says he will pay 2k, so I wore the condom then put my hand inside his arse which already has a big hole by the way showing the guy must have been doing this before,, he said I should shagg him with my hand,  so I was putting it,  removing it. And..........

""Sister please here is a Salon,  you are frightening my customers and stylists, finish the story when you guys gets back home" said my madam to Humble in a voice I didn't recognize.

Ah ah Madam Classic,  is not her fault people are listening to her gist,  OK Humble low your voice so they won't hear but that one na eavesdropping nah Classic" said Lovett to my Madam jokingly.

"Ure please make Lovett's hair fast so she can go with her friend" my hands where already shaking,  from the narrative I heard,  I was already wondering,  imagining,  recreating the scenario,  I strongly feel like vomiting,  my stomach was singing loudly by then.

Finally they left,  My Madam started sobbing to our surprise,  she removed  her Apron fold it into a ball,  threw it far from her,  took her car keys and left.

Everywhere was quiet.
Finally Dennis said

"these girls are meeting a lot of characters in that hotel,  what she describes is too raw,  I know she is Lying, she might be lying abi Ure,  talk,  you know about everything,  you should know about this one too"

"Dennis abeg free me,  I am not Google,  I don't know, I was not there with her.

I picked my phone to call Ifem and tell her about it,  then I remembered I was supposed to be very  angry at her.
I logged into my Facebook instead,  replied some messages,  turned down dinner invitations, surfed through people's timelines just to distract and amuse myself yet  my thoughts still strays to  Humble's story. What if the guy was a serial killer?............

This Salon business can be bad for the soul.  You hear things you are not supposed to hear.
I called Wayne and asked him to come pick me after work.

After all these I need a little TLC treatment from one who loves me.....

Dear Diary : Dating Wayne wont be easy.

I woke up this morning to find words like "OLDIE" "PERVET" "CHILD ABUSE"  written at my door.  I instantly knew who did it,  Ifem's sense of humor runs on the dark side.

"please oo,  whosever is using my door to rehearse for spelling bee should desist from it,  this is so not Funny" I shouted while using my palms and elbows to clean the mess,  then I found out it was carved into the door! The paint was just finishing touch. I was so furious that I screamed.......

Lucy came out of her room to join me at the corridor suppressing laughter,  she almost choked on it,  I gave her my sternest look to show her I won't appreciate her laughter at this moment.

"YOU know Ifem did it" she whispered to me,  I nodded in confirmation,  nobody else is capable of this except the she-goat and she will think I will see it and laugh.

I couldn't take it anymore,  I was annoyed I have to express it,  so I started shouting and swearing,  going from corridor to kitchen to Parlour raising my voice and my feet whenever I pass Ifem's   door. She is a heavy sleeper but I want to wake her so she can come and  witness her Fine Penmanship displayed at my door.

Lucy was still following me about pleading I stop causing  a racket,  the Landlady who lives in the next compound might hear,  and other tenants might also report to her even if she didn't hear.  And all these commotion is for her grandson,  how happy do you think she will be with both of you, Lucy tried to reason with me.

"Is it worth it? Lucy asked me,  maybe the Landlady will congratulate you and allow us live rent free for the  rest of our lives or maybe she will serve us Quit notice and we will start going from agent to agent househunting under the hot sun"

I pretend not to hear her terrible reasoning,  I keep on shouting,  then I started pounding on Ifem's door,  I was almost ready to fight her,  I am tired of being the peacekeeper.  She wisely or mousely played Possum till I got tired of Marching up and down, Dressed up for work and left.

Later I got a message at work from her.
"forgive me Eureee, I will repaint the door,  let's be civil to one another please".

This can never be the end of it,  she must explain the "PERVET" word.  Am having none of this half  hearted apology from someone as cold as Ifem the ice Queen

Dear Diary : Ifem is a qualified kill joy!

As I got home, the girls were at the sitting room watching that their annoying Zee world! I sat down, brought out my bag, extract the money and start counting it loudly .

"Jesus Ure who did you Rob"  ask Ifem
"My friend my friend haff wins lottery oo"  joked Lucy " I get share nah"

"I robbed nobody, Wayne gave it to me for shopping" I announced

" Which Wayne" asked Daisy "That small Wayne? The land lady's grandson?

"Haba, Ure, how could you? That boy is too small, maybe he was drunk, I won't be surprised to see him in the morning asking for his money back"  said Ifem the kill joy.

"Babe they get that boy size for condom so? I was saw him piss near that backyard tank and his kini is very tiny" laughed Lucy , gist us nah

Dear Diary : You wont believe who i saw today

I saw Bisi and she was not looking too well, I was at Lacy's supermarket doing my monthly shopping when I look up from the toiletries aisle, I saw her, at first I didn't recognise her, not until she flashed that her wide gap tooth, like a tunnel Julius Berger dug!

"Ure howfa" she cooed, rushing to hug me and laughing too loudly now
"Bee , the Bee, it has been long ooo, look at you, chopping your money alone" I chanted. I was being economical with the truth and she knows it.

"Ure stop joor, everybody that knows me before , knows am not looking as good as I used to" don't patronise me abeg"
"Bee how's  Ade, Gbola, Mumsy and Popsy?  I must reach una side one of these days ooo, it has been long, and I must chop Amala on top Mumsy head before I go" I said to Bisi.
"Longer longer throat, no come give us shortage abeg, ehen... how's Ifem sef? You guys still live together?
" Yes oo, no leave no transfer ,my dear we still managing ourselves. I said.

"Ure you know say I dey vex for you, you no fit call person, if you still have my number, nawah for you , when will you ever change? Flash me now let me confirm you have my number"

I quickly flashed her, she smiled and we said goodbye, promised each other visits though I don't want to visit her or she visit me biko.
I know I might be a little mean in my assessment of her but Bisi is not looking good atall atall, that weight loss therapy and evil concoction she was peddling then is not working for her, rather she looks like she is wearing her skin which is oversized by the way, is not by force to shed weight nah.

I must gist the girls today, we all must laugh her wella, am pleased with myself for not taking that evil, foul smelling concoction with them, she looked very pretty plus sized before now she looks like someone's Halloween costume from hell.
As soon as I got home, I went to the fridge, picked my bottle of another version of slimming pills, went to the sink, turned it down then watch as my 25K run down the drain.
Am no longer gisting the girls of the poor girls misfortune.

I just sat against the kitchen cabinets and weep for my life, I wish is easier, I wish weight loss is as simple and easy as take pills.

Dear Diary : Finally i had a dinner with Wayne

Wayne picked me after work, he was there by 6pm.
Wayne is barely 21, very slim, straight and fair. I look like Wayne's mother, if not his grandmother. Wayne is also my land lady's grandson! Her beloved grandson who she so much loves and shows off his pictures before the idiot came home from London.

The silly boy thinks he is in love with me! I suspects he wants to prove his manhood by shagging an older woman.

I tried explaining to the boy like I would explain to a slow retarded eight year old boy, I let him know he is not in love with but he might be sexually attracted to me which is not good, he should fine his mate or pick one of those girls hanging  around him and his sagging ilk.
All these explanation and Wayne was busy sipping his wine and looking at me like I was speaking Latin. 

Its Palm Sunday 2016

It's Palm Sunday. Wish you all my friends and family a wonderful one.

As we grow older, and hence wiser, we slowly realize that wearing a $300 or $30 watch is the same:  they both tell the same time;

Whether we carry a $300 or $30 wallet/handbag: the amount of money inside is the same;

Whether we drink a bottle of $300 or $10 wine: the hang over  is the same;

Whether the house we live in is 300 or 3000 sq.ft.: our loneliness is the same.

You will realize that your true inner happiness does not come from the material things of this world.

Whether you fly First, Business or Economy class, if the plane goes down, you go down with it!

Therefore, I hope you realize, when you have mates, buddies and old friends, brothers and sisters, who you chat with, laugh with, talk with, have sing songs with, talk about north-south-east-west or heaven and earth with, that is true happiness!!

Joyous palm sunday to all fabsisters readers.

Dear Diary : Wayne visited me at work

The sheer audacity of that boy, those silly girls at work were all giggling and eyeing the foolish boy,
I stopped taking Wayne's calls two weeks ago, I swear that boy might be the death of me, I have explained to him mildly, wildly, calmly, loudly that we can't date, he is too young for me. Yet Wayne don't call me ROONEY won't let me be.

Wayne for example looks like a juvenile delinquent, with the seven gold necklaces he wear all at once, the loud music he plays in his small convertible car, the way he sags his trouser showing off his child sized boxer shorts, his face caps and heavy thick gold bangles, and a single earring.
The idiot has a mock cowlick on his hair!

Wayne made his dramatic appearance bearing gifts, Flowers, three boxes of pizza, a Coldstone ice cream, The little devil knew I couldn't resist the gifts, to cap it all he walks towards me, knelt on one knee in front of my madam and some customers,

Dear Diary : Justice Edna came to make her hair today

"You know Madam Classic,  in a normal saloon setting,  customers copy the hairdressers syles then replicate it on theirs,  what I don't get is Your Girl Ure's hair,  her styles are always out of it,  scary I will say,  why don't you caution her?  If it is to be in my court I would have....

'Your Honour Ure's style is her signature and believe it or not some customers copy it,  I admire her,  she is courageous and innovative and could you believe she fix it herself? 
My madam I must admit is all sweet today,  am regretting the hell fire prayer I always say on her,  I take it back.

"That for weird customers,  not educated ones like me,  did I tell you am Harvard trained?  Madam classic what's the name of those her silly styles?

"Ure tell her what you call your styles but to me is simply Ure's,  Hahaha.

"I call it Galaxy Ma" I said in a tiny barely audible voice,  though I was struggling with self loathing for this ugly woman that calls herself a Justice,  who finds fault in all I do,  I always pray she makes hair on my off days,  her being here today means God is not listening.

"What's Galaxy? Idiotic name,  say Mohawk,  Ure you are so illiterate for one so pretty"

"I call my hairstyle whatever I like, is my hair" I thundered,  drop the comb hard on the floor and walked away.

"Did that silly,  uncultured buffoon just walk out on Me?  You are lucky is not my law court I would have jailed you for contempt of the court" Dennis darling would you mind turning on the AC? And madam classic I won't set my foot here again if you don't sack that Fool.

My Madam was not happy am her most trusted stylist and the most fastest,  I was willing her to fight for me,  walk the Justice out,  she didn't but I was layer told she explained to the Justice in a firm voice that I am invaluable to her.

The ugly woman later left with the ugliest hairstyle ever.

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Dear Diary : I give up! I simply give up

Lucy came home today and announced to no one in particular she wants to be a caterer,  she already have a school in mind,  she enrolled today,  she paid half even .

"what?  Shouted I gem

The way Ifem turned her neck to look at her was amazing like a cobra ready to strike,  then she turned and said to me

"Ure to the kitchen,  let's talk,  she now gave Lucy a dirty look.

I don't particularly like being summoned like that,  as if am a fool but I followed her nevertheless,  I was shocked by Lucys announcement,  she should have known better,  Ifem wants her gone as in yesterday now she is enrolling for a course planning to stay the same place she is unwanted.

"Ure I don't like your attitude in this matter,  if you have supported in booting that girl out, she won't be saying all these,  how would you like it if I pick the side of someone you are fighting? Would you like it?

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Gurls, why do you add a touch of peplum to your closet.

Being fashionable is not only for the skinny and size zeros, plus size women rock fashion styles like no other. oh yeah

size zeros, plus size women rock fashion styles like no other.

WHY I LOVE PLUS SIZE WOMEN - Mr. Samuel Osayintuyi

BIG,BOLD and BEAUTIFULLY ENDOWED(BBBE FACULTY). These are special Breeds of of Human created by the Almighty God to be a blessing to Mankind. But only the intelligent among Men do appreciate these special Breeds. Being Big is good and God Ordained Image, provided you are bold and confident to show case your Bigness. Your being BIG or PLUS SIZE is not by accident. God knew from your creation that he is going to give you a personality that cant be contain in a small body frame, hence the Bigness. A plus size women doesnt need introduction, Nature automatically introduced them to the world. People are tempted to look at them severally because they are attractive even to the Blind.

Dear Diary : Ifem fought Lucy today...

IFEM slapped Lucy first, then Lucy slapped back,  kicked her and pushed her to the wall,  I witnessed it,  Annie too.

IFEM wants Lucy to leave our apartment, she never like Lucy and does  not understand my attachment to her,  she  accused Lucy severally in the past of crimes ranging from Witchcraft,  kleptomania,  boo snatcher,  global warming and hurricanes.

Dear Diary : I swear to keep off tight clothes...

This morning at work,  my Madam gave me an address for home service braiding!   My Madam is very wicked,  she should have called me and informed me when I was still at home,  before I came to work so I chose a nice outfit fit for home services.  Now am at work with my tightest top and leggings,  my boobs and all curves showing.

I can't go home to change so I pray the customer be single and even if she is married the husband shouldn't be at home,  even if he is home let him be a Lepa fan not a plus Sized ladies Fan.

After much difficulty I found the address,  the stupid security guy whistled softly when I walked pass him,  I felt like going home,  this day is almost ruined already.

BEING PLUS SIZE AND PROUD (PART 2)

4. Dress Right: Most plus sized women are yet to fund what works for them, or rather, they are confined to the image of "Looking Normal". You are unique and elegant per your size and your dress sense should say so. Stilettoes do not gel well with robust women. Wedge heels not more than 5 inches does. Skimpy wears are a no-no. Traditional African attire, a smart skirt suit works far better than trouser suits. Flattering gowns and knee-length dresses works with curves. Get them dress as you wish to be addressed. Be confident and know that as your rumble your curves, eyes will go with the rhythm.

5. Temper: Do not get easily provoked. People who cast aspersions at you only do so because you stand out enough to give them a subject of discussion. Be mild-mannered. Be even tempered. Do not show frustration by snide remarks. When you do, you're already losing the war on self-confidence. Be cynical in returning insults but do jot be sarcastic. Make the person taunting you look stupid by a smart witty response.

Dear Diary : I know am a Drama Queen

I was taking my bath when I overhead the new squatter taking a call, infact take calls and each call she gives V.I, Lekki,Ikoyi as her location.
I quickly rushed my bath, wrap my long towel around my body and joined them at the sitting room, the new girl had them under her spell, they were all paying much attention to her long tales which I guess are all lies, I decide to spoil their  fun.

"Why do you keep giving VI as your location when you know you are not close to it? Here is Lawanson in case you don't know yet and it does not look anything like Vi"" 

Dear Diary : We got a new squatter today....

I was washing a customers hair when I felt my phone vibrating, I apologise to the customer for taking the call,it was Ifem, and she never calls at work except on an emergency.

"Hello EUre,  Evelyn is bringing a friend over today, she has accommodation problem, she will stay like a month, two months tops,am informing you so you won't be shocked to see a new face or to start displaying your bad character,  Evelyn can't keep her, you know she lives with that her Ose boyfriend that can fuck a goat, hahhahaha,  she asked me and I can't turndown  her request,
Ok bye"

Dear Diary : We got a new squatter today....

I was washing a customers hair when I felt my phone vibrating, I apologise to the customer for taking the call,it was Ifem, and she never calls at work except on an emergency.

"Hello EUre,  Evelyn is bringing a friend over today, she has accommodation problem, she will stay like a month, two months tops,am informing you so you won't be shocked to see a new face or to start displaying your bad character,  Evelyn can't keep her, you know she lives with that her Ose boyfriend that can fuck a goat, hahhahaha,  she asked me and I can't turndown  her request,
Ok bye"

Finding a Bra Plus Sized...

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When most guys talk to Ladies they address their boobs as if it's another person entirely, when they see the plus Sized boobs they always go Gaga. that's the reason most Men dates Plus Sized ladies, just to touch and feel the boobs, squeeze it, place their head on it or sleep with the nipple in their mouth!

BEING PLUS SIZE AND PROUD.

This great article if from one of our Handsome and bold fan. Obinna Onyekachi Mgbeahurike

is a lover of plus size women. Today, he decided to share some of the challenges, gains and other stuff which plus size women face daily

Read and get inspired.

Being slim has been presented by the media as being chic, attractive and beautiful. Being slim has been presented as being healthy. For a large part this may be right at least from a medical standpoint but then we are faced with the ultimate reality: we CANNOT all be slim and not all slim people are healthy.

Celebrating men who love plus size women (photos)

Today, i bring to your notice a very wonderful and handsome man who has been with fabsisters all the way.

Mr Osayintuyi Samuel and wife are one couple i admire so much on social media and beyond. I usually visit his wall to check if there are recent pictures of him and his pretty plus size diva wife.

The Dean as he is popularly called by most of his friends is not ashamed to show the world that he got married to a beautiful,intelligent and plus size women.

He shared some of his best time pictures with his lovely wife. Impressive!

With the pictures he shared, you will truely see that he is genuinely happy with being with his plus size wife.

He loves her curves and bumps.

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Today i nearly quit my job.(Photos)

My Madam is one of the people that  will never make heaven,  I don't know why God create people like that,,   is one of the question I will ask God on judgement day..
Today she shouted at me in front of customers! Imagine me,  real scolding.  A customer walks in asks for dreadlocks which I told her we don't make and that's the fact ooo,  that silly woman start accusing me of pursuing her customers.
I feel like choking the life out of that Lady honestly.

Today also while I was stewing on my vexation,  I don't know who fart,   everyone was looking at me for reasons best known to them,   that silly Dennis who I suspect is a gay said
"Ure this mess smells like it comes out of that your big bumbum"

It's official I hate Dennis the gay male hairdresser who wears his sisters leggings and singlet to work.

All I muttered was "idiot"

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'Penting' with a ball pen? This is beautiful. (Photos )

With just a N20 ball pen, artist Chijioke Anyacho creates images that leaves you in doubts as to if its an actual ball pen drawing or some digital manipulation.... Chijioke Anyacho has shown the creativity inherent in millions of Nigerians who despite the challenges of the economy, seeks new and ingenious ways of adding value to the society....
imagine how much more he will do with the needed resources and suport.

Please Like, Love and keep sharing this image with everyone.
Follow him on Twitter @chijiokeanyacho

The patience of a BIG plus sized lady....read on.

The patience of a big, (fat) plus sized lady is simply limitless,amazing and out of this world
It has been tested, stretched, abused, beaten so many times yet it's trusted.

From trying to squeeze those laps into the skinny jeans that designers of the day chose to punish us with, pulling, adjusting, stretching, kicking the air, jumping up and down to wear the damn jeans will make a perfect gymnast out of them.

To people who are obviously older than you, greeting you, forming yeye respect, addressing you as Ma, aunty, big aunty, madam, maama, Ma'am, even though they can mother you for two lifetimes. (Their okuko igbo body deceiving them)

When a bus conductor tell you hoohaa, Madam abeg this space no go reach you, or an empty bus zoom pass you afraid to pick you.

When you go shopping for cloth and find out jumpsuits your size is thrice the normal size ( they associate big body with big purse)

Diary of a Fabsister 1

Dear Diary

IFEM's stupidity knows no bounds,  here am I back from work,  trying to relax before I shower,  and who did I find sobbing at the corner?  IFEM!,

"Ifem what is it? Why are you crying I asked like a good Samaritan oooo. 
She just sniff,  sob,  sniff,  sob
Ifem talk to me I said gathering her in my arms,  though I hate it,  Ifem uses one awful smelling cream that she adds Mayonnaise,  I can't always stand it.

Then she bagan

"Ure you know Kingsley?

"yes I do,  your Kingsley nah,  that wakes you up at night singing my African queen remix for you kissing  your whole body,  The Kingsley,  your Kingsley that is both sunlight and Irish cream to you?  Your Kingsley....

"Yes Ure the Kingsley,  she cut me off, apparently my hatred for "her"  Kingsley is still obvious.
"he made away with my money,  Kingsley disappeared with that money,  Ure you warned me"

"Ifem please don't tell me you later hand that money over to that slimy, Cockrell you call your love,

I was stunned,  a first for me,  I left her to sob to death if she wish,  I have known that guy is up to no good.

Only an unemployed gold digger can love a woman like that.

Cleanliness and the plus Sized

Today let's discuss hygiene

It's a very important thing especially what goes on in the shower

Being plus sized and looking dirty is a bad combination, sometimes when I see a fat lady with sweats all over, dark neck I will feel like holding them, shaking them and screaming" what are you doing to your self"
You all will agree with me that dirt is a total turn off on a plus sized chick, dirt makes them look heavier,darker and unkempt.

If you are the type that rushes into the bathroom and rush out immediately you pour water on your self you might want to reconsider.
Our climate is mostly dust, and we sweat a lot thereby magneting the dirt and trapping it under our skin