I was washing a customers hair when I felt my phone vibrating, I apologise to the customer for taking the call,it was Ifem, and she never calls at work except on an emergency.
"Hello EUre, Evelyn is bringing a friend over today, she has accommodation problem, she will stay like a month, two months tops,am informing you so you won't be shocked to see a new face or to start displaying your bad character, Evelyn can't keep her, you know she lives with that her Ose boyfriend that can fuck a goat, hahhahaha, she asked me and I can't turndown her request,
Ok bye"
Ok bye"
That Ifem for you whenever she wants to ask for a favor she knows you can't grant, she will pour it out in the longest sentence known to man, no punctuation and she won't give you chance to talk.
First I have plead with Ifem to stop calling me EUre, my name is Ure and is not hard to pronounce,
Secondly Ifem has a penchant for diverting strays and homeless stranded ladies to our flat, her sympathy runs out when the person moves in, then she will lean on me to do the evicting.
Secondly Ifem has a penchant for diverting strays and homeless stranded ladies to our flat, her sympathy runs out when the person moves in, then she will lean on me to do the evicting.
"Earth to Ure, hello, you still there? My neck is stiff from bending oooo" my customer was talking to me, I apologised once again, explaining the call I got from my flatmate.
"Do you guys run a homeless shelter because I have five homeless Chadians on my street" said my customer.
"Haba Aunty U.C it have not reach like that ooo, I said.
My customer resumed her magazine reading, the way ladies read even while getting their hair washed baffles me.
My customer resumed her magazine reading, the way ladies read even while getting their hair washed baffles me.
Baby u ARE super l love it
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