Dear Diary : You wont believe who i saw today

I saw Bisi and she was not looking too well, I was at Lacy's supermarket doing my monthly shopping when I look up from the toiletries aisle, I saw her, at first I didn't recognise her, not until she flashed that her wide gap tooth, like a tunnel Julius Berger dug!

"Ure howfa" she cooed, rushing to hug me and laughing too loudly now
"Bee , the Bee, it has been long ooo, look at you, chopping your money alone" I chanted. I was being economical with the truth and she knows it.

"Ure stop joor, everybody that knows me before , knows am not looking as good as I used to" don't patronise me abeg"
"Bee how's  Ade, Gbola, Mumsy and Popsy?  I must reach una side one of these days ooo, it has been long, and I must chop Amala on top Mumsy head before I go" I said to Bisi.
"Longer longer throat, no come give us shortage abeg, ehen... how's Ifem sef? You guys still live together?
" Yes oo, no leave no transfer ,my dear we still managing ourselves. I said.

"Ure you know say I dey vex for you, you no fit call person, if you still have my number, nawah for you , when will you ever change? Flash me now let me confirm you have my number"

I quickly flashed her, she smiled and we said goodbye, promised each other visits though I don't want to visit her or she visit me biko.
I know I might be a little mean in my assessment of her but Bisi is not looking good atall atall, that weight loss therapy and evil concoction she was peddling then is not working for her, rather she looks like she is wearing her skin which is oversized by the way, is not by force to shed weight nah.

I must gist the girls today, we all must laugh her wella, am pleased with myself for not taking that evil, foul smelling concoction with them, she looked very pretty plus sized before now she looks like someone's Halloween costume from hell.
As soon as I got home, I went to the fridge, picked my bottle of another version of slimming pills, went to the sink, turned it down then watch as my 25K run down the drain.
Am no longer gisting the girls of the poor girls misfortune.

I just sat against the kitchen cabinets and weep for my life, I wish is easier, I wish weight loss is as simple and easy as take pills.