Wednesday, 9 March 2016

'Penting' with a ball pen? This is beautiful. (Photos )

With just a N20 ball pen, artist Chijioke Anyacho creates images that leaves you in doubts as to if its an actual ball pen drawing or some digital manipulation.... Chijioke Anyacho has shown the creativity inherent in millions of Nigerians who despite the challenges of the economy, seeks new and ingenious ways of adding value to the society....
imagine how much more he will do with the needed resources and suport.
Please Like, Love and keep sharing this image with everyone.
Follow him on Twitter @chijiokeanyacho

Sunday, 6 March 2016

The patience of a BIG plus sized lady....read on.

The patience of a big, (fat) plus sized lady is simply limitless,amazing and out of this world
It has been tested, stretched, abused, beaten so many times yet it's trusted.
From trying to squeeze those laps into the skinny jeans that designers of the day chose to punish us with, pulling, adjusting, stretching, kicking the air, jumping up and down to wear the damn jeans will make a perfect gymnast out of them.
To people who are obviously older than you, greeting you, forming yeye respect, addressing you as Ma, aunty, big aunty, madam, maama, Ma'am, even though they can mother you for two lifetimes. (Their okuko igbo body deceiving them)
When a bus conductor tell you hoohaa, Madam abeg this space no go reach you, or an empty bus zoom pass you afraid to pick you.
When you go shopping for cloth and find out jumpsuits your size is thrice the normal size ( they associate big body with big purse)

Friday, 4 March 2016

Diary of a Fabsister 1

Dear Diary

IFEM's stupidity knows no bounds,  here am I back from work,  trying to relax before I shower,  and who did I find sobbing at the corner?  IFEM!,

"Ifem what is it? Why are you crying I asked like a good Samaritan oooo. 
She just sniff,  sob,  sniff,  sob
Ifem talk to me I said gathering her in my arms,  though I hate it,  Ifem uses one awful smelling cream that she adds Mayonnaise,  I can't always stand it.

Then she bagan

"Ure you know Kingsley?

"yes I do,  your Kingsley nah,  that wakes you up at night singing my African queen remix for you kissing  your whole body,  The Kingsley,  your Kingsley that is both sunlight and Irish cream to you?  Your Kingsley....

"Yes Ure the Kingsley,  she cut me off, apparently my hatred for "her"  Kingsley is still obvious.
"he made away with my money,  Kingsley disappeared with that money,  Ure you warned me"

"Ifem please don't tell me you later hand that money over to that slimy, Cockrell you call your love,

I was stunned,  a first for me,  I left her to sob to death if she wish,  I have known that guy is up to no good.

Only an unemployed gold digger can love a woman like that.

Thursday, 3 March 2016

Cleanliness and the plus Sized

Today let's discuss hygiene
It's a very important thing especially what goes on in the shower
Being plus sized and looking dirty is a bad combination, sometimes when I see a fat lady with sweats all over, dark neck I will feel like holding them, shaking them and screaming" what are you doing to your self"
You all will agree with me that dirt is a total turn off on a plus sized chick, dirt makes them look heavier,darker and unkempt.
If you are the type that rushes into the bathroom and rush out immediately you pour water on your self you might want to reconsider.
Our climate is mostly dust, and we sweat a lot thereby magneting the dirt and trapping it under our skin

Friday, 26 February 2016

INTRODUCING...THE DIARY OF A FABSISTER.

I  love the slogan  that says "" restoring the dignity of MAN" what they didn't reveal is the kind of man that needs his dignity restored! The most  people that needs their dignity restored should be the phat People, don't ask me how I   knew I know am one of them and am living Phat  and I swear it's not easy, and please don't tell me to shed weight am not sitting on  your  face🐱

My Friend IFy used to assure herself by reciting her mantra '"am bold black beautiful and thick"" whenever  she looks at herself in the mirror, sometimes I read half convinction on her face,  she says  it while patting her tummy which has defiled all manner of tummy blasting techniques and the strongest girdles to stubbornly shoot out, she does not believe it and neither do I but it does not matter as long as it gives her the confidence  to face the day to day challenges facing the plus Sized in  our society

My diary I hope will be an insight to a better understanding and appreciation of the phat ladies,, I will try as much as possible to keep it true by making it 92% fact and 8% fiction.

Follow us on fabsisterscorner.blogspot.com every Saturday.

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Thursday, 25 February 2016

Afghan boy who wore plastic bag 'Messi' shirt gets signed jersey from soccer star

Five-year-old Murtaza Ahmadi has finally had his wish come true and received a signed Lionel Messi shirt.

The little Afghan boy captured people's hearts after a picture of him wearing a blue and white striped plastic bag as a football shirt went viral.

Messi who is also a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador saw the images of Murtaza trending on social media and contacted UNICEF to help identify him and make his dream of owning a real shirt come true.

Monday, 22 February 2016

The founder of OPM sponsors mass wedding for 140 couples including a 72 years old man.{photos}





On saturday 20th February the founder of Omega Fire Ministries wedded 140 couples. He wrote this on his facebook page after the ceremony:

"Today 20th February, 2016, by the grace of God I wedded a 72 years old man and 60 years old woman. They have been living together for more than 45 years without bride price and marriage. I also joined 140 couples today. Why did I decide to do this ? Every day I get sleepless night because of the amount of people living together when God has not joined them. IT IS A SIN BEFORE GOD.
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