Dear Diary : Ifem got a new boo

One mumu conductor called me "orobo" complained Ifem
And so? Orobo is not derogatory, is just a general term for fleshy people, I said

I don't like it, infact once a customer use that term to address me , I always delay their transactions and make them sweat. They can call their mothers orobo not a fine babe like me, imagine walking confidently on the road and one ass start chanting "orobo, orobo" behind you, that's very embarrassing, I swear, Ifem complained

Ok that's at your work station, you can only control it there, once you are outside you cant be fighting anybody that calls you that, can you?
No she agreed with me.

"Ure let me jist you , Alhaji Bakko dashed me a 100k today, hmmm, I might just go ahead and accept his relationship offer, dude is in money, you know? I will even make sure he open more accounts with my bank, Alhaji be dashing money like is made of paper, Chai! In my next life eh, I will have money, loads of it, infact shit loads of it.

Hmmm, I said

"What's hmmm? Is that all you can come up with? So after all this my long epistle all you can come up with is Hmmmm? Why are you so tonguetied these days? Still the Wayne effect? I love you when you are a chatterbox not this new forming whatidontknowquiet you, say something biko, should I accept or not?

"Accept, but after you take him to a hotel bathroom , soak him for hours on the tub, scrub him down and buff his feet, Lord, that feet looks like he pounds fertilizer with it, I said amused

" Ure eh, so you noticed that too? Hahaha, Nne eh, I used to wonder how Alhaji with all his money could not take himself for a monthly pedicure, which will cost less, what if I syggest it to him? How does it sound?

"It sounds like you are in Love!

Not really in love, I am looking beyond the scary feet, God forbid my wandering  eyes stray to it when he takes me on a date because I will throw up the beautiful meal I have had, I am focusing on the Money, Mehn Ure did you know when you stack Alhaji's money on that feet, it will look like Kim Kardashians feet? Hahhahah, let me pretend it is the most beautiful thing I ever see in my life, once I have money to spend .

"Or take my suggestion, give him a thorough scrubbing down, he would even love you more I said to her.

"Ure did you not hear me say I can't stand the feet? How do I hold it if I will be vomiting? and how do I suggest a pedicure without him feeling I don't like him or I am insulting him? Abeg I will leave it like that, he has wives and kids They should handle that department afterall they will be the ones to inherit when the guy kaput, I am just a side chic.

"Side chic makes you involved too, I said to her, he takes you around, shopping, hotels, restaurants,  flights, vacations and he might even place the feet on your laps sef, will you push it down? Or will you vomit? Or even walk out on him? Please give the guy a good scrubbing down, you can suggest you guys take a bath together then you carry it out, he won't even know it but he will appreciate you the more,  who knows he might even buy you a car......

"Correcto Ure...... I am already spending the money and enjoying the vacations.......