Saturday, 25 June 2016

Congratulations to Prince Kofo and Naki Tetteh. (See more exclusive photos)

Yeah....it was a wonderful sight seeing this lovely couple joined togther in holy matrimony.
Our wish for them is continual love and happiness.
Congratulations from all members of fabsisters.

Saturday, 11 June 2016

Dear Diary : Wayne and I....well we did it.

"Come to papa baby, yea, I love it when you do that, you driving me crazy baby, you see why I cant let you go? Always knows my red spots. Yea....yea... oh baby...can yo...
"Just shut up Wayne, with all these talks I cant concentrate" I said rolling off him.
Wayne gathered me in his arms, I love the way he breathes on my skin, love the sound of his chest beating, love the way he smells, love.....
"Sweetheart, I dont like it when you call me Wayne, cant you call me something sexy? A pet name even, when you address me with my full name I feel less loved by you. I know you still think me a boy, stop hurting me, I love you so much.
Oh boy, trust Wayne to spoil my mood always with his long sermons, ofcourse I still think him a boy, I feel silly trying to call him sweet names...
Baby, he was shaking me and speaking directly into my ears, giving it a small bite, "say something"
"Wayne dear I have a lot in my mind now, you wont understand"
"Ure, why dont you see me as your equal? We kiss, we make love, give each other a head, miss each other when we are not together, yet you withhold some aspects of your life from me,is not fair baby, how do I explain my feelings for you? You are all the woman I will ever need, please fill me in, ok, Tell Daddy all about it.

Dear Diary : Ifem got a new boo

One mumu conductor called me "orobo" complained Ifem
And so? Orobo is not derogatory, is just a general term for fleshy people, I said
I don't like it, infact once a customer use that term to address me , I always delay their transactions and make them sweat. They can call their mothers orobo not a fine babe like me, imagine walking confidently on the road and one ass start chanting "orobo, orobo" behind you, that's very embarrassing, I swear, Ifem complained
Ok that's at your work station, you can only control it there, once you are outside you cant be fighting anybody that calls you that, can you?
No she agreed with me.
"Ure let me jist you , Alhaji Bakko dashed me a 100k today, hmmm, I might just go ahead and accept his relationship offer, dude is in money, you know? I will even make sure he open more accounts with my bank, Alhaji be dashing money like is made of paper, Chai! In my next life eh, I will have money, loads of it, infact shit loads of it.
Hmmm, I said
"What's hmmm? Is that all you can come up with? So after all this my long epistle all you can come up with is Hmmmm? Why are you so tonguetied these days? Still the Wayne effect? I love you when you are a chatterbox not this new forming whatidontknowquiet you, say something biko, should I accept or not?

Dear Diary : Lucy missed her period

So Lucy announced to no one in particular she missed her period.
I just eyed her and continued braiding Nkechi's hair
Ifem laughed, everybody was silent.
"So none of you want to congratulate me or even wish me well, ok oo, said Lucy
"Wish you well on what? Did you invent anything to deserve our congratulations? Hope you are joking anyway and for who? I mean who is responsible for it" asked Ifem pointing at Lucy's tummy.
"URE  you are Quiet, whassamatter? Said Lucy to me
"No comment, answer Ifem's questions first, maybe I will have something to say"
"Honestly guys I dont know who is responsible, I was with Luke in the morning and the next day with Chidi. And they both did without condom! How can you tell in this case? Please help me"
"And they both did without condom, mimicked Ifem, listen to yourself Lucy,  Ure please help her, I am out of here" Ifem said to me walking away.
Well, you are an idiot, that is if you are not joking, the decision is yours. But Lucy is that not so stupid of you? I.mean you have no protection,no contraceptive, nothing nothing, and you call yourself an adult? I am not judging, who am I even to judge. Hope you know you wont have any baby in this house?
Ure I can't have this baby,  I just need some  cash to visit a clinic, can you float me some cash? I promise to pay back.
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