When I came home after work the same scene I left at Aunty Nana's house earlier today met me at home, only this time there was Ifem and no Aunty Nana.
"Hi everyone" I said cheerfully walking past them and ignoring the still crying Evelyn!
"Ure you are so heartless, I was told how you attacked Evelyn even when you know the poor girl had her heart broken by someone she has loved and lived with for four years! That's not fair, we all know how painful and traumatic heartbreaks can be. The least you can do is to be nice it costs nothing. She is your friend! Ifem shouted at me.
"Ifem are you high? Are you sure you are normal atall? What is my business with Miss Goody-two-shoes who was stupid enough to let a guy cultivate her farm without dividend for four whole years? Am I now the heartbreak police? Abeg free me. What do you expect me to do? Pamper and breastfeed her? Take her out to dinner?or even go kill Osa's on her behalf?
"Ure you just heartless, admit it, don't be feeling fly now because you are dating that little shit, one day this might happen, it will be your turn and.....
"That little shit finance and bankroll my life without wasting my mascara, that little shit respects and love me, that little shit never weed my farm not to talk of senselessly cultivating it, should I go on? I was equally shouting back at her
"All I am saying is that you are very wicked and heartless, said Ifem.
"YOU keep repeating how wicked I am over and over again Ifem, may I ask you who have once took her "sweetheart's" toothbrush to a public toilet, washed the toilet with it, returned it safely to the "Sweetheart's" toilet? Then watch him brush his teeth with the toothbrush, while you Miz Heartful massaged his back?
"Who once allowed her guy to wash her plate even when she knew is that time of the month? Ans: Miz so-kind
"Who once used her own urine to mix Pap for her father because "Randy Daddy" was screwing outside?
"who once u...... "Ure you have made your point" Jesus! Ifem did you do all these? Lucy asked
Ifem was walking away
"Oh yes, come back let's discuss wickedness and heartless, so you know I am still a learner in that department, My dear Osa is very lucky, had he been messing with you, that car will be charcoal by now" I said to her retreating back
"Ure please is OK, and shut up Evelyn, what is it? Said Nkechi
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