YOU COULD GET PREGNANT WHILE STILL A VIRGIN.

This was the third time she was "peeing on a stick" over the past one week. And like was the case in the first two times, there was still two bands on the stick, leaving her perplexed.

She had missed her period for 2 consecutive months, but being a "Virgin", with her hymen still very much intact, the possibility of being pregnant didn't for once cross her mind.

Not until the breasts started filling out and feeling tender, and she started getting the early morning sickness, that her friend managed to convince her to pee on a stick.

Even at that, she still didn't see the need for it; she was no Virgin Mary that she should get pregnant by "immaculate conception". Bobo has never penetrated her, he respected her so much to do that. Besides she wouldn't even allow it herself.

Realizing that Bobo had needs, real needs that needed to be taken care of to keep him from the "bitches" in the streets, who are always eager to play side chic, they had reached a compromise, finding ways to satisfy Bobo while leaving her hymen in tact. They would kiss, smooch, dry-hump, but never penetrate!

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Yeah....it was a wonderful sight seeing this lovely couple joined togther in holy matrimony.

Our wish for them is continual love and happiness.

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Dear Diary : Wayne and I....well we did it.

"Come to papa baby, yea, I love it when you do that, you driving me crazy baby, you see why I cant let you go? Always knows my red spots. Yea....yea... oh baby...can yo...

"Just shut up Wayne, with all these talks I cant concentrate" I said rolling off him.

Wayne gathered me in his arms, I love the way he breathes on my skin, love the sound of his chest beating, love the way he smells, love.....

"Sweetheart, I dont like it when you call me Wayne, cant you call me something sexy? A pet name even, when you address me with my full name I feel less loved by you. I know you still think me a boy, stop hurting me, I love you so much.

Oh boy, trust Wayne to spoil my mood always with his long sermons, ofcourse I still think him a boy, I feel silly trying to call him sweet names...

Baby, he was shaking me and speaking directly into my ears, giving it a small bite, "say something"

"Wayne dear I have a lot in my mind now, you wont understand"

"Ure, why dont you see me as your equal? We kiss, we make love, give each other a head, miss each other when we are not together, yet you withhold some aspects of your life from me,is not fair baby, how do I explain my feelings for you? You are all the woman I will ever need, please fill me in, ok, Tell Daddy all about it.

Dear Diary : Ifem got a new boo

One mumu conductor called me "orobo" complained Ifem
And so? Orobo is not derogatory, is just a general term for fleshy people, I said

I don't like it, infact once a customer use that term to address me , I always delay their transactions and make them sweat. They can call their mothers orobo not a fine babe like me, imagine walking confidently on the road and one ass start chanting "orobo, orobo" behind you, that's very embarrassing, I swear, Ifem complained

Ok that's at your work station, you can only control it there, once you are outside you cant be fighting anybody that calls you that, can you?
No she agreed with me.

"Ure let me jist you , Alhaji Bakko dashed me a 100k today, hmmm, I might just go ahead and accept his relationship offer, dude is in money, you know? I will even make sure he open more accounts with my bank, Alhaji be dashing money like is made of paper, Chai! In my next life eh, I will have money, loads of it, infact shit loads of it.

Hmmm, I said

"What's hmmm? Is that all you can come up with? So after all this my long epistle all you can come up with is Hmmmm? Why are you so tonguetied these days? Still the Wayne effect? I love you when you are a chatterbox not this new forming whatidontknowquiet you, say something biko, should I accept or not?

Dear Diary : Lucy missed her period

So Lucy announced to no one in particular she missed her period.

I just eyed her and continued braiding Nkechi's hair

Ifem laughed, everybody was silent.

"So none of you want to congratulate me or even wish me well, ok oo, said Lucy

"Wish you well on what? Did you invent anything to deserve our congratulations? Hope you are joking anyway and for who? I mean who is responsible for it" asked Ifem pointing at Lucy's tummy.

"URE  you are Quiet, whassamatter? Said Lucy to me

"No comment, answer Ifem's questions first, maybe I will have something to say"

"Honestly guys I dont know who is responsible, I was with Luke in the morning and the next day with Chidi. And they both did without condom! How can you tell in this case? Please help me"

"And they both did without condom, mimicked Ifem, listen to yourself Lucy,  Ure please help her, I am out of here" Ifem said to me walking away.

Well, you are an idiot, that is if you are not joking, the decision is yours. But Lucy is that not so stupid of you? I.mean you have no protection,no contraceptive, nothing nothing, and you call yourself an adult? I am not judging, who am I even to judge. Hope you know you wont have any baby in this house?

Ure I can't have this baby,  I just need some  cash to visit a clinic, can you float me some cash? I promise to pay back.

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Dear Diary : Lucy writes a long letter. ......

I was Watching Discovery Chanel on cable when Lucy suddenly shouted "Thunder fire your papa, Idiot"  and she was typing furiously on her phone.

'Who is Thunder firing for you again this evening?  Is it not better you send Amadioha to finish the job" said Ifem to her

"Who is Amadioha" asked Daisy

"Amadioha is like Sango,  I don't know the Calabar version of him,  They are God's of thunder" I explained to her

"Ure I told you I am not Calabar,  I am from Akwaibom " Daisy snapped at me

" Daisy darling,  Calabar and Akwaibom are the same to some of us,  we can't tell the difference,  you guys use the same tongue twister kind of language,  deal with it. I said to Daisy who was seriously frowning
Lucy talk to us, who is it and what is the persons crime?

"Is it not Michael? He wants to date me again after dumping me to wed that stick of a wife last month" said Lucy

" Wait oo, Michael don reach sugar daddy? Imagine insult, he is yet to buy baby food and his brain is telling him he can afford side chick, infact Sango Amadioha, Thor and Hercules will join hands together to strike the fool dead, Mtsheeew
Hissed Ifem.

"Don't mind him, I am writing him a long letter now, telling him my mind and what I think of his demeaning offer"

"Lu is it not that Mike that said you are too fat for marriage,  that calls you "Mama" when he takes you out and see his friends? Is he not same person? I am confused here. Why reject a woman because of her size, marry the size he desired only to come back and make that same size a side chick? Does it make any sense? I asked them

"Hmmmm, is not good atall" sighed Nkechi

" I said I am writing him a letter Ure, wait and see,  I will read it out to you guys when I am through, nobody should separate this fight because it will not end here,  anyday I jam him outside I must tear his head so he will know who he is joking with"  Lucy was clearly angry and was pounding away at her phone.

"Be reading it out to us as you are typing, though I would have preferred Ifem to write the letter, she writes with anger " Ifem tell her what to write" I Said

"Ok" Ifem and Lucy agreed

"I am so angry I can't type, Lucy hold the phone let me dictate, you type.

"Write to him like this. ......."Michael you just wed your wife, are you tired already that you need a side chick?
Have you typed it? Should I go on?

"CHAI, I made a mistake I sent it to him, said Lucy, wait he is replying me now,  but talk I will type it  but will send all later.

" Michael do you know the reason why we chicks date Married Men? Let me tell you, we date them for the dough, the cash, the comfort the security. That is why a girl can proudly call him her sugar daddy.
A sugar daddy does not have a young newly wedded wife, he does not have toddlers, he does not use his side chick as his therapist where he can report his wife and the choices she makes. A sugar Daddy is trading his old wife for a new exciting chick who is there for his Ego and to resurrect his already dead Libido.

"Wait, hold on Ifem, he just replied, he says he needs me in his life, that he married the lady for his family that his heart is not there, he loves me, he is sorry, he will make it up to me, he said. ....

"Lucy are you reading all those thrash from him? Tell him to go and Die straight , ah ah said Daisy cutting Lucy off, infact continue your typing and send it to him immediately so that as he is reading others will be coming in, he won't have time to be typing thrash to you.

"Michael if you are digesting your evening beer with your side chick you can't be called a sugar daddy
If you turn your side chick to a shrink that helps you to understand your wife's character you are not up to a sugar daddy
If you cannot and has never paid your babes house rent for three years or give her an equivalent sum for business Please you can never be a sugar Daddy!
If you still discuss Pampers, Abidec, Peak 123, Nutrend, Cerelac, Huggies, montessori, ballet, lesson teacher, family planning pills, house rent, fuel scarcity, salary increase with your wife, God forbid you to be a sugar Daddy!

"Ifem you are too much jare, I said nodding in wonder, tell it to Michaelfool..... what is he replying I asked Lucy

"He is typing Ok, Ok, here oooo, lol

"Go on Ifem"

" If you can't afford to buy a car for your side chick, furnish her house or sponsor a shopping trip for her, Please don't bother you can't be addressed as a Sugar Daddy
" If your wife and kids are not financially ok, your family never vacationed outside the country, Michael not in this life, Sugar daddyhood can never be for you!

"Finally if you still Shagg your wife after shagging your side chick same day forget it, it's a no no no,  you are disqualified from being a Sugar Daddy!

"He us now asking when we can see face to face" announced Lucy

"tell him to go fuck himself " I said to her.